In retrospect...

So, I was tooling around on Google and decided to retrace steps back through my years growing up. I Googled old flames and found to my surprise that my very first love interest - 23 years ago - has turned out to be....a cage fighter! How might my life had been different if we had made it through the turbulence of kindergarten love and had been more committed through elementary school, junior high and gotten married after graduating high school?

I have a feeling that our medical & dental insurances would have to be more comprehensive than the ones I hold now...I couldn't tell from the pictures that Google brought to my attention how many teeth he had remaining.

He fights in the "light-weight" category, although his stats show his as weighing a muscly 205 lbs...I hate to imagine what fighters in the "husky" category look like. Giants.

I don't like cage fighting, boxing, etc...I think it's rediculous to get your face pounded if you haven't hit someone's car or on someone's girlfriend. So I guess we wouldn't have been compatible, after all....what does a five-year-old know, anyway?