Hi. My name is Hollie and I am an .....
Energy Addict. Anyone who knows me is quite aware of my espresso habit - NO, need. I am now ashamed to admit that I have taken this whole "energy" addiction to a whole new level. If the first sign of addiction is denial, I'm sending red flags up all over the place. If, for some crazy reason, I cannot get my hands on a double-skinny-hazelnut-no foam-soy latte', I have a wingman. A shoulder to lean on. A quick fix. This stuff right here:

Ahhh....my favourite two drinks in the same picture. They taste like a carbonated mixture of pee and battery acid with a hint of lime, but the end justifies the means here. At 2.29 or more a can, at roughly 8 cans per week, I figure my little habit could be costing me around $1,000.00 per year. On the other hand, energy = good / tired = bad. And it makes me a more fun person. Tireless and fearless and alert. Until someone can give me some good reson why I should quit, I'm gonna shell out the couple a bucks it takes to make my bloodstream happy, while I get a second job to afford it. Cheers to that!

Ahhh....my favourite two drinks in the same picture. They taste like a carbonated mixture of pee and battery acid with a hint of lime, but the end justifies the means here. At 2.29 or more a can, at roughly 8 cans per week, I figure my little habit could be costing me around $1,000.00 per year. On the other hand, energy = good / tired = bad. And it makes me a more fun person. Tireless and fearless and alert. Until someone can give me some good reson why I should quit, I'm gonna shell out the couple a bucks it takes to make my bloodstream happy, while I get a second job to afford it. Cheers to that!


4 Comments:
At 5:54 AM,
Hollie said…
Well, to be fair, I haven't hit the hear-coming-out-of-my-chest faze - yet. If I do, I'll cut back. I promise. (Somebody get me to CAA *Caffine Addict Anonymous*)
At 11:47 AM,
Annie-O said…
Hello. My name is Annie. And I'm addicted to Crunk Juice... It's been in my life since Lil' John said, "Yayeah." From that moment on, I was hooked. Now, I'm trying to pull myself out of the Crunk and into the light. I support you, Hollie. You can do it.
At 11:47 AM,
Annie-O said…
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