Mmmmm...

So, my sister Annie posted her blog recently about how much she likes Ben & Jerry's Phish Food....good icecream - it almost gets Holl's "Fabulous" rating on her patented Dooie Decimal-icous System. However, I would like to contest that the recently re-released "Irish Mudslide" dominates the System, getting a huge "FRIGGIN' A!" rating. Off the charts. If this were the WWF championship, Irish Mudslide would get the belt - without even having to do all the rediculous promosionatory screaming and spitting into a microphone while pointing at a camera. No, it would just stand there in the ring, and all the other ice creams would simply melt in front of its coffee-cream liquor-fudge-mint majestictivity.

Sorry, ace coom - go back to the grocery and pick up a REAL ice cream.

And if you do, could you give me a ride, cause I really want some right now!!!

I hope no one from the Webster's Dictionary is reading this blog.